Archive for September, 2009
If you can make it through a blog post or an article and never click on a link in the copy, congratulations. You’re better than me. Yet I know I’m not alone. I have conversations with many people who say they lose track of what they went online to do. Like me, they got caught up on the Hyperlink Highway.
You know what I mean. Imagine traveling cross country with one important goal – you must get from New York to Los Angeles in five days. But every time you see a billboard with an interesting message about an interesting town, you turn off the highway for “just a minute” to check it out. When you get to that town and like what you see, there’s another billboard there telling you to check out another town that sounds interesting. You cruise over there for “just another minute”. Then to another one, then another one. Before you know it, your five days are gone and you’re nowhere near Los Angeles. In fact you’re in Nova Scotia.
For some of us who grew up without having this level of immediate accessibility to knowledge, it’s like being a chocolate junkie on a Hershey’s assembly line. It can undo all those time management seminars your boss from three jobs ago paid for you to attend. It can even negate all the skills you learned from your tattered Stephen Covey books that no one buys at your garage sales.
So, how do you manage Hyperlink ADD?
I think someone should start HA (that’s Hyperlinkers Anonymous) meetings. Maybe when you pass your first milestone (It’s been two hours since my last hyperlink) your sponsor will let you read a blog post with over 200 words. But I think they’ll absolutely restrict you from ever again going near Wikipedia.
I may be one of those that never finds a cure or recovers, I might very well end up on the streets, addicted to link baiting, mired in the hell of every word on a web page taking me somewhere I wanted to go but didn’t have time to visit.
My final advice. If you’ve yet to be diagnosed, don’t be. Ignorance is bliss. If you must absolutely get control of your time, though, I think the only solution is to go cold turkey. Who knows, if you succeed, you just might make it cross country in five days. (Too bad though – everyone you traveled to see will be with me in Nova Scotia)
(Sorry for all the links. Thought they might help make the point!)





True story that happened a couple of weeks ago: Just as I was reading the umpteenth article written by a self-proclaimed “social media guru” a good friend of mine in the industry called to say, “I’m so sick of all these gurus”. Laugh, laugh, chuckle, chuckle, what a coincidence, couldn’t agree more, etc.
I remember one particular Jetsons episode as a kid. It showed Jane’s hectic daily duties of button pushing overwhelming her to the point of a nervous breakdown. Now, I rarely questioned the futuristic lifestyle of the Jetson family, but I clearly remember having a hard time with this one episode. I just couldn’t get my head around the concept of button pushing being so stressful.
I don’t think our clients are all that unusual. First of all, they’re really good at what they do. And they also understand the need to involve their business in this relatively new thing called Social Media. But, they ask, we’re going to have time to learn this and do it WHEN?








